Thursday, February 09, 2006

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... there's lots of interesting things going on at the moment, sure. But the bloody Japanese keep trying to invade North Korea, and the Mayans just discovered nukes. Which is making it hard for me to invade Scandinavia, on my way to Britain, where maybe I can bottle up the Mayans in America, leaving me some time to take care of the Egyptians, thereby dominating the entirety of Europe, Asia, and Africa.

People just don't appreciate how difficult it is to take over the world these days ...

3 comments:

span said...

Any helpful tips in that book on the subject? If all else fails you could use it to construct your air force ;-)

Herr Dummkopf von Kranken-Brainen said...

unfortunately the book is little help for this scenario ... and I'm having real difficulty with the fact that if nukes are used more than 9 times in the game there's a nuclear apocalypse and no one wins.

like that would ever happen in real life ...

span said...

9 times seems on the high side to me. I think they just picked that number cos cats have 9 lives.

How many lives have you used up already?