"We thought it would be between us and the US, but it looks like the souls of the British buried in the Helmand after they were killed by the Afghan warrioer in the 19th century may be felling bored. Now they are calling their grandchildren to be reunited with them in hell."
- Mohammed Khwaja, a Taleban organiser (and with a name like that, probably part-time member of Jabba the Hutt's entourage). It's from Tuesday's Herald, but I can't find a link on their site.
Speaking of people who are going to hell, read Wired's Building the Internet Toll Road. And then say after me - "Those complete and utter toss-monkeys!"