While we're waiting for those to come through, some faintly amusing pictures I stole of the web:
... probably more pertinent to America than here, but still ... yes, this is how the rest of us see christians and the constant whining about how us godless communists are destroying the world. And you know what? Since we stole all the scientists by seducing them with that brazen harlot "Evolution", we now secretly control all the doomsday devices. So shut the hell up or we're coming for you.
Right after we deal with the Scientologists.
Mmmm, zombies ...
... I really, really want someone to make this movie.
You always wanted to know, but were afraid to ask:
Does smoking organically grown tobacco lower the chance of lung cancer? - okay, so before we go after the Scientologists, we'll be coming for the people who equate "natural" and "organic" with "good for you".
Going postal: Are employees of the United States Postal Service more likely to be violent towards coworkers?
I'm all about the Bad Science:
The trouble with herbals
Madeleine McCann, the Observer, and their special magic quantum DNA box (with secret energy source) - I don't know about anyone else but I'm getting seriously pissed off with sloppy journalists who foist the b-grade charlatans of pseudo-science onto the public. Quite frankly this guy with his fucked-up theories sounds like he needs a straitjacket, not public validation of his psychosis by hacks who don't give a rats ass about anything except selling papers.
No one – and I repeat, no one – has ever died for a flag. See, a flag … is just a piece of cloth. They may have died for freedom, which is also the freedom to burn the fucking flag, see. That's freedom. - Bill Hicks