Due to overwhelming complaint, the following phrases will no longer used by Mr Stupid in blog rants:-
- "Norturnal emissions"
- "Wet dreams"
- "Dick, I'll expect my cheque in the mail"
- any sentence containing the words "Apathy Jack" and "nipples" and especially "cayenne pepper" and "smear liberally, whilst singing 'Let's get it on' by Marvin Gaye"
- "Schlieffen Plan" due to concern that this is in fact slang for a sexual position involving 3 rubberclad germans all named Hans, a handcuffed Frenchman affectionately referred to as Dorothée, a Belgium transsexual too traumatised to give his name, and a Candian lumberjack (whose name, strangely, is Sven) - who wandered in accidentally, thought there had been a horrible accident and has called an ambulance.