An apology

From the Editor:

Due to overwhelming complaint, the following phrases will no longer used by Mr Stupid in blog rants:-

• "Norturnal emissions"
• "Wet dreams"
  
• "Dick, I'll expect my cheque in the mail"
  
• any sentence containing the words "Apathy Jack" and "nipples" and especially "cayenne pepper" and "smear liberally, whilst singing 'Let's get it on' by Marvin Gaye"
  
• "Schlieffen Plan" due to concern that this is in fact slang for a sexual position involving 3 rubberclad germans all named Hans, a handcuffed Frenchman affectionately referred to as Dorothée, a Belgium transsexual too traumatised to give his name, and a Candian lumberjack (whose name, strangely, is Sven) - who wandered in accidentally, thought there had been a horrible accident and has called an ambulance.

That is all.