Thursday, January 05, 2006

An apology

From the Editor:

Due to overwhelming complaint, the following phrases will no longer used by Mr Stupid in blog rants:-

  • "Norturnal emissions"
  • "Wet dreams"
  • "Dick, I'll expect my cheque in the mail"
  • any sentence containing the words "Apathy Jack" and "nipples" and especially "cayenne pepper" and "smear liberally, whilst singing 'Let's get it on' by Marvin Gaye"
  • "Schlieffen Plan" due to concern that this is in fact slang for a sexual position involving 3 rubberclad germans all named Hans, a handcuffed Frenchman affectionately referred to as Dorothée, a Belgium transsexual too traumatised to give his name, and a Candian lumberjack (whose name, strangely, is Sven) - who wandered in accidentally, thought there had been a horrible accident and has called an ambulance.
That is all.

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